Wear 'em 'n' weep

When was the last time you cried about shoes?
Well, tally up and break out the Kleenex, because things are about to get messy.

And it's all thanks to Asos.

Click on the images for the full effect – that is if you can handle it...

Halo sandals | Asos £45

Very Thakoon, circa 2007...

Poison platforms | Asos £65

It is outrageous to be this perfect.

Guess Salta court shoes | Asos £85

You are so welcome.

Please note prices, product availability and weblinks correct at time of gushing.